Sunday, March 2, 2008

3rd person commentary

So I spend too much time on facebook.  I spend so much time on facebook, that I now can only think it terms of status messages:

Rachel is pretty sure that Gilmore Girls gives her a false sense of how the world works.  She is pretty sure that she will not fall in love with a Diner owner from a small town or marry into a rich family so she should probably start working on her thesis so that she can support herself.  She is also pretty sure that no one is quite that honest or witty ... ever.
Rachel is grumpy today because it was cold and windy.  She also had to work on a project for her writing class, which went surprisingly well.  
Rachel is a perfectionist and is annoyed when other people are not.
Rachel maybe isn't as happy with her life right now as she would like to be.  
Rachel has doubts about grad-school.
Rachel is thinking it might be a good idea to delete her facebook account so that she might get back to being a normal person.
Rachel loves neutral milk hotel and joanna newsom.
Rachel wishes that she spent more time doing the things she likes to do only she can't really remember what it is that she likes to do so it is kinda a catch 22
Rachel really didn't like reading catch 22.
Rachel really wants a beer and to be skinner, but the former really doesn't help the latter.
Rachel should be cleaning the kitchen, but she would much rather blog.
Rachel is wishing that the piles of crap in her room, her office, her car (ie her life) would just clean themselves up because she doesn't have the energy to deal with them.
Rachel is worried that she identifies with the Tegan and Sara song "You Wouldnt like me" a little to much lately
Rachel is wondering where her self-esteem went lately and wants to know how she can get it back.
Rachel hopes that she will go to Europe this summer or fall
Rachel plans way to much of her life and wants to be more spontaneous, can you help her with that?
Rachel hopes that at work tomorrow she will be productive and not go on facebook, randomly talk to people in the hallway for hours and feel happy when she goes climbing.
Rachel regrets eating an entire box of mac and cheese yesterday ... and today
Rachel thinks that if she had worked out today she might have been in a better mood
Rachel overall is a happy person, she is  just experiencing some turbulence today.


Ok the third person thing has finally gotten to be a little annoying, maybe I am done thinking that way...



2 comments:

Unknown said...

look i'm commenting! ;)

this is a funny/depressing post. i have noticed that you've been on facebook a lot. you're always mentioned in my news feed.

the random catch 22 one was funny!

i want to go to europe too!!!!

love, the creepy guy
;)

Anna said...

Whenever she does something remotely remarkable, Anna wonders how it would sound as a status update.

Anna just finished lunch and doesn't want to get back to work.

Anna wishes Rachel would blog so she could read it instead of working.